Monday, June 29, 2009

Relaxxxxx.


PET PEEVES:

"I should
of...."
OF? OF!? IT'S I SHOULD HAVE! You should HAVE!

People who talk to me continuously about getting high and going to raves. It's like me talking about what I ate for dinner and how amazingly delicious it was and how much i enjoyed it and how I wish I could eat it again. Like... YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN DO YOU!??!

White people should never be caught saying the word "Homie." Or "Dawg."
Unless you're cool. *Thinks about Spencer Pratt.* Not cool.

AND I freaking hate when someone texts you or calls you or msgs you or fjdskfhjksdfhjs every freaking hour when you NEVER FREAKING REPLY! I have.. 400 text msgs a month. Does it REALLY look like I wanna waste them on you? GOD! But naht to get me wrong, text msgs from people I actually like? I love. Haha if that made sense. o_o

Skinny skinny ass girls who don't even work out & think they're sooooooooo fucking hot.
ANOREXIA IS NOT HOT! EAT A BIG MAC BITCH!

I think I'm mad today o_o Hm. I like this. MUahhahahahaha.

What else do I hate?
OOOOOH! Mexicans. Who. Freaking play. Their annoying-ass redundant-ass music without freaking words ALL FREAKING DAY like they have no fucking neighbors (cute little me), and DON'T stop playing it til 12 in the morning like WTF! -_- Good thing I'm too nice and sweet n adorable to call the cops on them :) AHahhah. Sigh. I'm so full of bullsh*t.

I've been drinking a LOT of water lately. To rid of toxins and bloat and to better my skin and make my peepee clear! & it's working =) But.. this also equals a lot and a lot of peeing. And.. I think I talked about this right now because I'm doing a contest to see who pees first with Mike and I really really do needa go pee =(

M: lets seee who pees first
J: >:[
J: Hahah
J: You are :P
M: you are
J: Nope (:
J: I'm
J: Shaking my legs lmao
M: im like
M: contracting my muscles LOL
J: ..
J: Sexy

Gahddddddddddddddd I really gtg. =( My stomach's bloating I can feel it.

ANYWAYS, to get my mind off it, I went to a family pool party yday. AND.. I had SO much fun o_O LOL SO weird. But I laughed so much =) Amy came with us too. Sat on the swing and talked about our futures and shit. Real chill. Then we went in the water. We.. had tube races and underwater contests and jumping/diving/splashing contests and we killed bees with water guns cus there were so many of them and fake-ballet danced in the water o_O LOL and jerked aahahhaha. Failed attempts at handstands underwater. Took pictures n all tht IONO but we were in the pool for like fcking 5 hours o_o And I wanted to swim more hahaha. OH. Me and Cindy played a game where we were on our own donut-shaped tube thing & we had to close our eyes and Kathleen would throw a ball somewhere & we had to find it by floating around blind. ............. LOL so weird. I won of course :) Then um, went home, ate spaghetti and watched 42 Ways to Kill Hitler. I think it was 42. Was it? Idk. But there was a guy that freaking coulda killed Hitler in 1939 but the bomb was off by a few minutes and if it wasn't he coulda saved the lives of millions of beautiful people! Wow. YES MIKE WENT TO PEE I WIN I WIN I WIN BRB I'MA GO PISS AND GRIN THE WHOLE TIME =)

K. Done peeing!

So. Been thinking a lot lately. Decided that I really needa let the past be the past. No more compassion or reminiscing on how things used to be. After change comes a time you allow yourself to dwell on past memories. & then comes a time where you stop dwelling & move forward. Ha. I think I'm actually getting personal with this blog. -_-

Time to shut up (=
Sorry if I cussed in here. I'm tryna stop. Haha.



Theeeeeeeeeeeeee pool. & What we picked up before we got to my cousin's. The coffee from 7-11 is DELICIOUS! I swear. & $0.99! But not for long :)


I flipped over soon after this picture was taken. -_- & Tube-racing contest with Cindy LOL Uhhh I think I lost =( Cute beach ball tho right?


Amy thinks she's Bret Michaels LOL. & a sex kitten on the right. I think... the water is reflecting on my thighs on the right. That or I have cellulite. :(